85 min: OH DEAR, JOHN TERRY! OH DEAR! Chelsea 3-4 Arsenal.Terry has a proper face on after this ignominious debacle. What a cock-up, the tin lid on an afternoon of defensive hilarity. The ball’s passed back towards the Chelsea captain. He turns and falls, skittering hysterically along the turf on his nipples. Van Persie makes off with the ball, rounds the advancing Cech on the right, and rolls the ball into an empty net. We’ve had the entire history of comedy packed into 85 minutes. Amazing.
Oh dear indeed, lol
