Did you just eat Sofa Pizza?: theahuxtable: There aren’t a lot of black vampires. That’s because...
There aren’t a lot of black vampires.
That’s because black people are too cautious.Black people know when danger is lurking in the darkness.
“is there someone in that alley?”
“looks like a cat bruh.”
“it could be a cat, but it could be a cougar nigga, I ain’t tryna get…